Box-Office Kiss-Of-Death

June 22nd, 2009 by The Doctor


Just because you pretended to be somebody else in a movie doesn’t mean I wanna see you again and again in a hundred other movies, alright?
You are still an annoying, egotistical, deranged prat I don’t wanna see you in a movie at all.
YOU aren’t worth your multi-million dollar fee. To me, you are the Box-Office Kiss Of Death & I will not waste 14 bucks and 120 minutes of my life to watch you pull faces in front of a camera.

This means you:

Tom Cruise, Jack Black, Matt Damon, Jim Carey, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Sarah Jessica Parker, Tom Hanks, Ben Affleck.

One Response to “Box-Office Kiss-Of-Death”

  1. fmian Says:

    C’mon, Matt Damon and Sandra Bullock are decent when they play outside the mainstream.

    The rest suck though.

    Ironic how Tom Hanks seemed to channel a Jack Black vibe while playing the child character in BIG.

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