The Thing With Two Heads

July 23rd, 2009 by The Doctor


Ever wonder what it would be like to have the severed head of a surly fat racist surgically attached to your body alongside your own ridiculously-shaped melon?
Of course you have!
Well wonder no more – after you watch this little gem from 1972.


Or how about the eye-rolling overacting head of a deranged criminal sewn onto the body of an enormous
drooling cretin? Better check out The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant and satisfy your curiosity.


The Doctor also highly recommends an hour and a half spent watching the bizarre Japanese horror film The Manster (Best Movie Title guys!!) for another dose of two-heads are better than one.

Round off your evening by listening to “I’m with Stupid” by NY thrash metal heroes Scatterbrain!

You hunger for culture.
Doctor Maz delivers!

Fatal Visions

July 21st, 2009 by The Doctor

This magazine was The Shit. 

Trash film, asian cinema, exploitation and animal sex porn reviews, interviews with serial killers Gerard  J Schaefer and John Wayne Gacy (Otis Toole spruiks his cannibal BBQ Sauce recipe!)  Witty and intelligent but never too highbrow, editor Michael Helms and regular contributors like the notorious Dave Nolte brought out about 20 issues of this gem. If you missed out first time around in the 90s, and your taste runs to the bizarre you owe it to yourself to grab any issues you can.

Every copy is jam-packed with mind-bending reading – Fatal Visions can still be gotten on ebay or from the excellent Polyester Bookshop in Melbourne. class=”alignleft”

I just cant tell you how cool and influential this magazine is.

Luke, I am your FATHER!

July 11th, 2009 by The Doctor

Darth Toaster

Well it really had to happen – the Darth Vader toaster. It even toasts the image of Lord Vaders’ face onto your bread.

If you get really scared or start to feel overwhelmed by the call of The Dark Side, simply spread your toast with Vegemite. Lord knows Vegemite has saved The Doctor from being taken over by The Dark Side on many mornings.

Nuda per Satana – (They’re Coming To Get You) Barbara

July 4th, 2009 by The Doctor

Night Of The Rocking Dead – another Nuda Per Satana tune for your enjoyment!

Nuda Per Satana – Feel the Love

July 1st, 2009 by The Doctor

More Nuda Per Satana!

A birthday song for my second favourite drummer Pete Grant

Nuda Per Satana – Step Right Up

July 1st, 2009 by The Doctor

For all you Nuda Per Satana fans out there (both of you)…

My tribute to Bettie Page (April 22, 1923 – December 11, 2008)

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