The Cult Of Personality

December 21st, 2011 by The Doctor


Greetings adoring masses!

The golf world is lamenting the passing of the astonishing Kim Jong Il, who during his first ever round (according to his official biography) scored 11 holes-in-one, and finished 38 under par!

The fun-filled document informs us he also invented the hamburger, never defecated and could control the weather with his moods.

North Koreas “Dear Leader” apparently also bowled a perfect 300 his first attempt at ten-pin bowling and holds the world record high score for Donkey Kong (though I may have made that last one up).

I guess we can look forward to lots of heroic statues of Vladimir Putin the extremely long-serving popularly-elected absolute ruler of Russia popping up like mushrooms after the rain soon.

The former KGB chief romped home in recent democratic elections there with a convincing 153% of the vote.

 

 

This year we saw Muammar Gaddafi sent off with a stick up the arse and a burst of Ak-47 fire from his somehow ungrateful citizens, and our own NSW Labor goverment sent packing with only their fat parliamentary pensions and new “advisory” jobs with their kleptomaniacal business cronies.


Guess it’s time to crack open another bottle of Dr Maz’s Patented 100 Proof Brain & Third Eye Tonic and sing along to Carols By Candlelight on the telly…

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